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	2008.02.18  21.21 sometimes i wish the middle of canada would fall out so that my nanny and caroline wesley lived down the street.

	2007.11.29  13.54 i spoke of crimes and of my friends in the same breath the little purring bun beside me is flea-ridden and making it impossible for me to get off the couch. but i must go play basketball with my 14 year old silent boyfriend. he tried to mack his teacher on the bus last week and i had to be very grave and serious in discussing it but it's a little bit hilarious (minus the sexual harrasment part). tis a weekend of parties and snow according to my mac weather widget thing. last time there was snow the buses shut down on granville when my bag of falafels and cokes was making me even more impatient to get home. it wasn't even like staying on the ground, it was mostly rain. i wish it wss spring and not pre-winter because i feel like it should be spring and then summer. maybe i've just had too much coffee this morning and it's making me giddy. or having an awesome yesterday and an exciting tonight. that rules! Mood: excited Music: erase errata

	2007.11.13  13.53 and I wonder how you could say that we really owe you anything in vancouver you get rememberance day off which means another 5 day weekend for me. such a nice weekend after a couple of horrible days of hormone induced blues. what we do on the weekends is walk around sipping coffees and finding new places to visit. i like the days. even the sundays. tuesdays i have off and often make borscht or some other delicious dinner. we play cards or scrabble and watch tv on my computer. and have camille chase around the flashlight light. ( here are some summer and fall pictures ) Music: think long- mates of state

	2007.11.02  10.07 23/1 = 23 23 is a prime number. i am now in my prime. and i am gong to watch the OC all morning and eat chocolates. i am totally ryan sans the muscles. which means kaitlin is seth cohen. i am a dork to the max. Music: california here we come

	2007.09.24  14.02 fists up Portland---- is pretty neat. this is what we did: - got drunk under a bridge + in between the columns of the bank of america. fucking phil isn't yet 21 so it was highschool style. - met a fag heroin addict called noodle who kept saying "I lost my tranny, I can't find my tranny" he took us to some tweaker park to pee and a dude named morpheus asked us if our worlds were spinning fast enough. he said we could have the red pill or the blue pill. but we didn't want any pills so he told us to have a lovely evening. - i got really awkward at a tiny strip bar when the girl put her face in my junk. i was like "umm, ok thanks bye" - bought really cheap beer and 16 american chocolate bars it took us 3 hours to go 1 mile coming home. the border was all backed up. it was cool because everyone was walking around out of their car and peeing on the side of the road and smoking. i ran across the freeway and jumped a fence to buy more beer at a gas station. ---- the best thing that has happend in vanocouver thus far is when karen attacked a fag named tonie (with an "ie") screaming "i hate you" and punching for no real reason besides that he was annoying. and then tonIE bit her ear and they sissy punched each other forever. hahahaha.

	2007.09.07  13.39 in a room following lines on maps yesterday i started my new job. which is the opposite of my old job. it's actually really awesome - just hanging out with this rad 14 yr old boy who doesn't talk (only to his parents). he just looks down and shakes or nods his head but i can make him smile already. he took me to this park and we jumped off the swings for forever putting lines in the sand where we landed. today i am bringing my bike so we can ride to the ocean. tres romantic. phil and camille are having a cold war over the of ownership of his bed. today she is winning. Music: keep it clean - camera obscura

	2007.08.01  18.11 call the doctor so i went for a physical today. nicest doctor ever but man, doctors have wierd ideas about how girls do it. they always tell me that if i only do it with girls, i don't need to get tested because there's no junk touching junk. uhhhh, yeah right!

	2007.07.10  12.07 Woah, so i have booked my flight to Vancouver! August 22nd. And I have a sweet-ass apartment waiting for us to fill er up with excellent art and cat hair. i can't stop tagging "ass" on the end of my adjectives lately... i wanted to say "excellent-ass art" but i am trying to quit. Mood: excited

	2007.07.06  14.49 actually, i like crap. hooray for the weekend! I feel much better. so soon i will be in Vancouver having a real life. tonight(?): http://www.myspace.com/thepunkalow I like visiting guelph lately but the best thing ever is the beach. and old old men holding hands to cross the street.

	2007.06.28  19.18 fuck school

	2007.06.17  12.58 wanna be on top? woah, so yesterday i totally went on the vortex with mo from CNTM at Canada's Wonderland! She was wearing a shirt that said MO and we were staring at her and she smiled and waved at us which made me blush for some reason. WERID! Karen said "we love you" and then 2 seconds later, said to me "did i just say we love you?" hahaha. b-list celebrity encounters. as if amusement parks aren't strange enough. people should come over and swim at my house more. it's really fun.

	2007.05.30  13.44 i ain't no goddamn son of a bitch if you see Phil/Fresh/Chen Ho around, give him 2000 high fives for getting into UBC and getting a $2000 scholarship! All this from my little highschool dropout. Mono is coming over next week. To sleep in my house with her supermodel ninja girlfriend. Wicked. CNTM starts tonight. They actually don't look like mangled losers this season. I'm also into THE RICHES and HUFF. i love having tv shows to watch. It really fills the void. I want to go see YOU SAY PARTY! WE SAY DIE! in guelph on friday but it took chelsey and I more than a day to walk there. in < 3 months, i will be history! maybe i'll pretend that i'm trying to cover up being pregnant and i'm "going to visit my aunt" for 9 months. Mood: dizzy Music: Bratmobile

	2007.04.30  12.14 once i was a little resistant yo dudes when i got to work this morning, i saw my boss & his wife drive off with a canoe on their roof so i asked vicki what the hell was going on and apparently they are going to the grand river to investigate a possible dead body they saw yesterday. woah. that kind of rules because it is so ... ? .... i don't even know man. my body hurts from it's springtime rousing. my muscles are all like "fuck you, let me keep sleeping" and i'm like "no, you have to take me on another bike ride, you prooomissed". we figured out that the roof is the best place for smoking doobies. even camille comes outside. yesterday me and karen and alyssa sat out there until it was time for sunday dinner. alyssa told us about shingles because her boyfriend is a roofer. then when we drove her home, me and karen snuck into people's backyards to jump on their trampolines. OH YEAH and also, this is the best weekend/day because it is when the streets are lined with garbage/treasures. all of the fucking college kids are leaving for the summer and their broken furniture and records are everywhere. too bad i am trying to get RID of stuff because there's nothing i like better than free wierd junk. Music: current events - operation makeout

	2007.03.27  14.24 woah, i can't ever go to class now that it's so nice out. i keep skipping to have pints on patios and swing on swings ya know. only 1 week of school left. I haven't gone to any classes this week. that rules. it's even too hot for hoodies.

	2007.03.23  16.50 thaw-some go today and how beautiful it is outside! it's my absolute favourite weather - slightly colder than body temperature. and REALLY REALLY sunny. i don't get it when people like cloudy days. seriously. it is weird. also go school almost being over! 2 weeks off to go to montreal or new york. so excellent man. Mood: excited

	2007.03.19  17.28 the temperature is dropping the temperature is dropping ummmm so it's snowing again? what the ef? i was getting so excited. shaking my leg in a good way. you know how they now make wine in DRINKING BOXES? that has actually changed my life kinda. Because now me and phil bring them everywhere - especially the movies. Every movie we go to, we get wasted and he starts talking really loud and offensively about fags and losers and i have to swat him into submission. i hope they put beer into drinking boxes soon. i hate the end of term. last december i got so sick with nervousness that i couldn't sleep for days or eat or do anything but watch desperate housewives and cry. i hope that doesn't happen again. i don't think it will. it doesn't make sense because i don't care about school. i checked stuff and i am for sure graduating in july. woah! i'm awesome. my real life is going to start so soon and then i won't feel like punching things and getting drunk at the movies... actually i will probably still feel like that but in a good way.

	2007.03.07  13.44 hot damn! giraffe! (?) woah, guess who is sooo photogenic and chubby! it's not me this picture of my nephew carter is one of those things that makes you happy even when your gramma dies. he looks so surly ! i am staying home from school because i am a little sick. except i have to go to homo class to hand in my weird essay about second wave lesbian seperatist feminists in toronto. Wait, also my legs are wicked hairy i don't actually have anything to say i guess. except that homos are weird in this town. Mood: okay Music: giraffe - Sleater-Kinney

	2007.02.16  13.56 my body is all shook up /like a bottle of pop i got some new hair action and new tattoo action. i need a REALY gaycation. not this reading week bullshit where i have to work and do essays the whole time. Or else i will explode with sad boredome. Ahhh, highschool rerun - manic panic haridye and hating this city. although i liked it here in highschool. this morning my mom said i "really" need to take a shower. hahaha. karen said i have the i move my limbs like a midget. stiff and smelly. woah champ - time for a spa day. p.s. phil got mugged at the kitchener bus terminal. i'm gona bust some nuts.

	2007.02.02  15.53 so i've been setting up our fancy new work mac and i found a program. ( this is my reaction ) ok, i'm a loser kinda.

	2007.01.29  06.04 by the time y're 25 uhhhhm i cut my hair last night when i was really drunk. it looks like a barbie head that a kid gave a haircut to. i'll get karen to fix it in the morning i guess. for some reason when i get really drunk i can't sleep very well. oh yeah, me and phill had a pretty hilarious teenager night involving really drunk laser quest and walking around downtown forever in the snow drinking those weird wine drinking boxes and smoking joints. we went up the parkade uptown as well. and screamed a lot of fuck-you style screams to things we don't like. and ate pizza and felt like barfing (i felt betrayed). it was really teenager because we both live at home and didn't want to be at our houses so we were forced outside. and i couldn't find my id so we couldn't go drink anywhere inside. we hung out behind the jane bond for a while but there was a show on with a cover and we couldn't see caroline through the back window. when i got home all my clothes were soaked because we were climbing on snowy rooftops and rocks but too drunk to feel cold. my fucking cat is like a purring real teddy bear who is so effing cute right now.

	2007.01.23  15.08 b's having b's so yesterday between family dinner and helping my sister with her math homework, she announced to me that she's pregnant. i was not shocked but 'uhhhh, you're 16' did cross my mind. that makes 3/4 of my siblings who wil/did have a baby at 17. dear god, thank you for making me pretty gay even though it angers you so. it was funny doing grade 10- math. i kept saying "when the put a bracket here, there's just fucking with you". i was a math tutor in high school. i loved math. i made out with it once under the stairwell. also i'm really excited about going tubing with a caroline and a dan on sunday. we got stoned and went to country boy, then the aquarium last sunday. i learned the glorious practice of making a sandwhich with french toast as bread. sooo awesome, dude. and we saw some weird alien fish and eels that scare scare scare me. gonna be late for homo class. shiiit. Mood: busy

	2007.01.16  19.05 buggery oh man, i never write on this anymore. i had too much shitty anxiety + panic-action in december to exist. so now, drugs again. but only 1/3 of what i had before. yellow ones this time. plus the school counseller gave me some CBT tips. this involves writing "scripts" to memorize and recite when i feel jittery. here are some i came up with: dude, you probably aren't going to faint. and if you do, that's kind of sweet because then you get to miss school or work which is actually kind of awesome. dude, you are not having a medical emergency of any kind and probably won't for a really long time because you are 22. seriously, man, you're just being a spazz. it's totally a waste of time to freak out about it. think about kittens hugging puppies or something. i probably won't go back for more counselling-action because i feel fine since i visited her because she kept telling me that i am totally not crazy - which has to be true because she is a mother-effing doctor. except the whole time i really wanted to tell her to STOP LOOKING AT ME which in retrospect feels kinda crazy but she was staring at me, man! how come movies that we watch in school are always so weird! in homo history we watched a movie with this black dude receiting anti-homo stuff into the camera with a trippy background and weird music and then they showed 2 girls making out for a really long time. plus other stuff i guess. that class is fun because the teacher says things like 'anal penetration' all the time and it's a history calss. she said that like 4-5 times today. (it wouldbe more awesome if she said it for no reason. 4 times in a row.) also i learn new words like buggery.

	2006.12.13  17.39 cops & robbers so like an hour ago i called my boss' wife and told her that we were robbed and that there was a robber in the cinema. none of which was true! she phoned the cops and carried over some scissors. NO ROBBER! i was just being a homo - like i actually thought we had been robbed but it was just a weird mistake. oh my god. i a m s o e m b a r a s s e d. Mood: embarrassed

	2006.12.07  15.39 - my new shoes are making my feet bleed - it's good to be fat in the winter - i met 2 highschool girls both named Erica last night who were crazy and gave us candy and pot hits in the movie theatre. I wish i was an erica too now - i have nowhere to live and am actually considering running away to vancouver within the next few weeks. - i have $3500 and dizzy spells. Mood: distressed

	2006.12.05  16.13 you keep me coming home again on friday, caroline and i were on charlene's radio show. caroline was pretending to be swedish. we were eating swedish berries. and we played really awesome music. except a weird accidental dolly parton song. also i bought new shoes which makes me feel like a real human being again. too much duct tape and soakers! you'd think duct tape would = no soakers because it's for ducts/ducks but that's not true. two days of real school left. but i have exams until dec 22nd. fucking jerk school for assholes. that's what they should have called it instead of university of waterloo. Mood: cold Music: sonic youth - reena